The Vet's Bill
A woman brought a
very limp parrot into a veterinary surgery. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet
pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two,
the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed away".
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you haven't done any
testing on him or anything. He might just be in a
coma or something?"
The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later
with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog
stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead
parrot from top to bottom.
He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog
and took it out but returned a few moments later with a cat! The cat jumped up and
also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and
ran out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry; but like I said, your parrot is
most definitely 100% certifiably dead."
He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he
handed to the woman. The parrot's owner, still in shock,took the bill.
"$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!"
The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it the bill would only have been
$20, but........what with the Lab Report and the
Cat Scan..........."