Values of Chocolate
(For ALL Chocolate Lovers!)
Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from Cocoa
Beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from
either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable
category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy
bars are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so
eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and
you'll eat less.
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don't they actually counteract each other?
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at
least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of Calories in one place.
Now, isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all
your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top panty hose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?