How to Shift the Blame

1. Lie through your teeth.
2. Disavow ANY knowledge of the alleged "screw up."
3. Say things like: "Why was I not informed of this before? It must have been that day I had to dash to the airport to pick up my ill mother-in-law."
4. Avoid direct eye contact at ALL times.
5. If worse comes to worst, change your hair color and leave the country.

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