She Was Soooooo Blonde
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde ...
She thought a quarterback was a
refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote
"Sagittarius.".
She Was Sooooooo Blonde...
She took the ruler to bed to see
how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless
phone.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said,
"Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M M's in alphabetic order.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she
turned around and went home
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all
crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks- Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGTTF," which she thought stood for
"This goes to the Front."