Senile Virus

New Computer Virus

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton and McAfee cannot take care of, so be warned, it appears to affect those who were born before 1960!

Symptoms of Senile Virus

1. Causes you to send same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mails.
3. Causes you to send to wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished th

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