Light Humor
===The Anniversary Present===
While enjoying an Early morning
breakfast in a nice northern Arizona café, four elderly ranchers were discussing
everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old
days."
Eventually the conversation
moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked,
"Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"
"Yup, we sure are,"
Roy replied.
"Well, are you gonna do
anything special to celebrate?" another man asked. The old gentleman pondered
this for a moment, then replied, "For our 25th anniversary, I took Bea to
Tucson. Maybe for our 50th, maybe I'll go down there and get her."
=== The Mood Ring ==
My husband bought me a mood
ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it
leaves a red mark on his forehead.
=== The Water Pistol ==
When my three-year-old son
opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed
with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and
said, "I'm surprised at you.
Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"
Mom smiled and then
replied....."I remember."
=== Half Price ==
USAir recently introduced a
special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting
valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen
who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip. Letters are still
pouring in asking,
"What trip?"
=== Life After Death ==
"Do you believe in life
after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir," the new
employee replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."