First Duty
It was early one morning when the Pastor heard a noise Outside his door.
When he opened it, he found a donkey standing outside, which immediately fell over dead.
Not exactly knowing what to do about the situation, he called the local sheriff and told
him about what was laying before him.
The sheriff couldn't resist jabbing at the Minister and said, "Pastor, I thought the
first duty of the Minister was to bury the dead."
Without hesitation, the Pastor said, "No the first duty of the Minister is to notify
the next of kin."