1} My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

2} Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

3} Dear school. Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28,29,30,31,32, and also 33.

4} Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.

5} Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6} John has been absent because two teeth taken out of his face.

7} Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8} Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9} Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10} Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11} Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had [diahre] [dyrea] [direatne] the runs.

12} Please excuse Donna. She has been sick and under the doctor.

13} Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14}Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15} I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

16} Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

17} Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18} My daughter was absent yesterday because was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.

19} Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20} Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21} Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around. Her father even got hot last night.

22} Please excuse little Jimmy for not being in school yesterday. His father is gone and I couldn't get him ready because I was in bed with the doctor.

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