~Bullets for Christ~
Imagine this happening to you.
One Sunday morning during service, a 2,000 member congregation was surprised to see two men enter, both covered from head to toe in black and carrying sub-machine guns. One of the men proclaimed, "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ remain where you are."
Immediately, the choir fled, the deacons fled, and most of the congregation fled. Out of the 2,000 there only remained around 20. The man who had spoken took off his hood, looked at the preacher and said "Okay Pastor, I got rid of all the hypocrites. Now
you may begin your service. Have a nice; day!"
And the two men turned and walked out.
Too deep not to pass on...
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God .. and then wonder why the world's going to hell.
Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.
Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe think, say, or do anything the Bible says.
Funny or is it scary? Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still; follow Satan... (who, by the way, also "believes" in God).
Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing it.
Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene passes into cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Funny, isn't it? Funny how someone can be so fired up for Christ on Sabbath, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week.