Blonde Jokes


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.  She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion.  It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace and the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.  In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.  She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.   Unfortunately, her foot became entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her
head is struck against the ground over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune...Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.


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