Bible Quiz
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
A: Ruthless
Q: What do they call pastors in Germany?
A: German Shepherds.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah: He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter: She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little
prophet.
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchanezzar: He was on "Grass" for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Honda ... because it is said that the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson: He brought the house down.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A: Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around Jordan: The banks were always overflowing.
Q: Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A: David. He rocked Goliath into a very deep sleep.