A Child's Perspective
An old country Doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.
The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so.
The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spaked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5 year old what he thought of the baby.
The little boy
responded " He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Spank
him again."