Computers
My Computer's Spell Checker:
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am rong oar rite
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever rong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
E-mail From You...
I wake up in the morning,
And can hardly wait to see
If I've received a mailing,
Addressed from you to me.
I get my 'puter running
And much to my delight,
Your poems, jokes and other things
Come quickly into sight.
Please keep those e-mails
coming,
They are so enjoyable you see
Funny things, friendly things
Those things you mail to me.
But most of all the fun of
it
Is knowing that they came
From you, my friend,
The one I need not name.